Umm, well, umm, I seem to have lost my ?

You know us Texans, we get wild with the lawnmower! Well, yesterday, while I was mowing the lawn of a former president, (Me, haha!), I fell when I lost concentration looking at a tree. It was such a beautiful tree, like a new born baby. I fell sideways and my was sucked off of my body into the lawnmower. There wasn't much blood, and I haven't told Laura that Osama is missing. We call him that because she attacks it like it's her enemy! How can I get my out of the lawnmower? I'm so confused!